A Ten-Month-Old Baby’s Letter To Santa

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A Ten-Month-Old’s Letter To Santa

By theuglyvolvo, December 10, 2013

Dear Santa,

 I am a ten-month-old baby and I write because my mother has been sending out my “Christmas List” to people, and her list does not in any way represent the things I really want.  I could give two s#*ts about receiving stacking cups.

And I know you’re ready to make the joke about ten month-old babies and how all we want is the wrapping paper and the boxes.  Touché, Santa.  Touché.   We do, of course, want those things.  But I have a number of additional things I want very badly.

My list is enclosed below.  Have a lovely holiday.

-Ten Month-Old Baby

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A Comprehensive List of The Things I Want For Christmas:

Dearest Santa: For Christmas, I would like the following:

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1.) This Laptop Cord

I…

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